wehaveourdragons:

HTTYD // Text Post Meme 7/?

Part 1 Part 2 | Part 3 Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6

A message from Anonymous


fry

and i knew this would happen
_______________________________
“i want to ______ you”

A message from heavy-conspiracies


Sit next to you at 2 in the morning and look at blogs together

sounds awesome! (sometimes i get sleepy though because i have to wake up at 7 for school)
_______________________________
“i want to ______ you”

A message from cloudywithachanceofjades


obsess over GF with

coolio ~
_______________________________
“i want to ______ you”

A message from not-a-part-of-the-illuminati


see

this is a nice start
_______________________________
“i want to ______ you”

equality-pixie:

fennecwolfox:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I remember my sister did the ‘are we gonna have to cut it off?’ to her daughter once and my niece looked her dead in the eye and said ‘Get the saw, mother.’

Me and my brother-in-law lost it.

Hahahaha oh my god that’s perfect!

I want to _____ you.

the-blue-and-orange-philosopher:

barriz99:

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

image

image

I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

image

image

image

last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

I wont~

tentativetenacity:

Send this to your crush with no context

image